Date GalThe PPP Party Explained
Some of you (a majority probably blokes) would be well aware of the PPP Party. It's been a ritual between men for many years now and it's something most women don't understand. It's a time for blokes to bond and it brings together three of their most treasured passions: PIZZA, PORN & PLAYSTATION! (Okay, and you could probably add in a 4th P - PISS in terms of alcohol).
Yes ladies- when the lads get together they feast on pizza, get off on porn and let the inner child out by playing Playstation.
My ex parnter use to have PPP parties every month - each lad would take it in turns to have it at their house. There are no girls allowed - not even contact with any females (except eye contact with the female porn stars) is allowed.
Usually the boys start with the pizza part first while competing at the Playstation - mostly car games where they can see who is the better driver and who can go the fastest.
Then after a few too many beers, it's time for the night's entertainment: PORN!
Ah yes, the guys love it, the chicks don't understand it. Why spend a night with the lads eating fatty food, playing childish computer games and getting off on porn when in fact they probably have girlfriends at home where they can get the real thing? Ah the mysteries of men!
But as discovered by a group of male friends the PPP Parties are very important in a man's life as:
- It's time out from us women
- A great chance to blonde with the blokes
- No one to nag them when they put that fatty piece of pizza into their bodies
- No one to tell them to turn off the Playstation and help around the house
- It's a chance to compete against the lads and see who comes up trumps
- They can enjoy the porn on their own, ask each other questions about it, and get off on it together without their girlfriends ever knowing what they got up to!
Yes the PPP party does sound like a whole bunch of fun! But if lads have the PPP night - what do the ladies have???
Yes ladies- when the lads get together they feast on pizza, get off on porn and let the inner child out by playing Playstation.
My ex parnter use to have PPP parties every month - each lad would take it in turns to have it at their house. There are no girls allowed - not even contact with any females (except eye contact with the female porn stars) is allowed.
Usually the boys start with the pizza part first while competing at the Playstation - mostly car games where they can see who is the better driver and who can go the fastest.
Then after a few too many beers, it's time for the night's entertainment: PORN!
Ah yes, the guys love it, the chicks don't understand it. Why spend a night with the lads eating fatty food, playing childish computer games and getting off on porn when in fact they probably have girlfriends at home where they can get the real thing? Ah the mysteries of men!
But as discovered by a group of male friends the PPP Parties are very important in a man's life as:
- It's time out from us women
- A great chance to blonde with the blokes
- No one to nag them when they put that fatty piece of pizza into their bodies
- No one to tell them to turn off the Playstation and help around the house
- It's a chance to compete against the lads and see who comes up trumps
- They can enjoy the porn on their own, ask each other questions about it, and get off on it together without their girlfriends ever knowing what they got up to!
Yes the PPP party does sound like a whole bunch of fun! But if lads have the PPP night - what do the ladies have???
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I used to be like you - my taste in porn was limited to classy and tasteful. Then I dated a freak, and we'd watch pretty raunchy stuff together and that opened the floodgates. It's a depraved world.