Date GalTop 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Over the years as a single gal - I have had many a night out on the town when I have been confronted by some god awful pick up lines. And god forbid, the bloke would think that a corny line would actually get me into bed with them!!! We all know them and we've probably all had them used on us before.... so here it is!!! The top 10 worst pick up lines:
10. Wow - are those space pants because you're ass is out of this world!
9. Was your father a thief? Cos someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
8. You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night.
7. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
6. Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
5. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
4. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
3. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
2. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
1. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
RIDDLE ME THIS: WHAT'S YOUR WORST PICK UP LINE THAT YOU HAVE HEARD OR EVEN USED?
10. Wow - are those space pants because you're ass is out of this world!
9. Was your father a thief? Cos someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
8. You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night.
7. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
6. Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
5. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
4. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
3. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
2. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
1. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
RIDDLE ME THIS: WHAT'S YOUR WORST PICK UP LINE THAT YOU HAVE HEARD OR EVEN USED?
Hi. My name's Bill.
But you can call me A-vail-a-bill
(available)"!
That is one I'll deifently be jotting down in the book of interesting but somewhat disturbing pick up lines!
Has this ever worked for you?
But no, never used it. The expression I'd probably recieve would be of confusion or even 'bamboozelment'.
Has any of the above ever worked on you?
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Has it worked for you or one of your buddies???
Don't you just love a pick up line?
sociallyawkwardsituations
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The average uni student
"Your wet lets get you out of those clothes"
Yep... its terrible aint it
You have to wonder where else that person's fingers have been with a comment like that. Everywhere and even where the sun don't.. I'll stop.
(I also forgot another personal favourite - "Are your parents terrorists because you're the bomb")
As I said, they're from an e-mail so more humourously bad than.. worthwhile.
1. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
3. My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'm checking you out.
sociallyawkwardsituations
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"Chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff..."
Upon reaching girl reach and pull imaginary chain...
"Choo, choo! All aboard the love locomotive..."
Encouraging signs are if she doesn't hit you/throw her drink over you. If she joins in probably best to leave the bar immediately...
Seriously? Seriously.
Thanks guys - some very creative ones yet slightly disturbing?!
Please let me know if these have ever worked???
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How do you get cranberry juice stains out?
This is fucking shameful, but it seems to have an oddly high success rate from the ten-or-so times I've used it - and it's easily laughed off as a joke if it goes bad.
Background conversation must have established whether she works/studies/what during the day.
Me: How the hell do you find time to have a job/study/whatever?
Her: How do you mean?
Me: To be honest, with a body like that I'd guessed you spend most of your waking hours at the gym...
Apparently, the beauty of it with drunk girls is if they do go to the gym, they know it's paid off. If they don't ever go to the gym, they just take it as a compliment of high order.
The spinoff of that is "What gym do you go to? *ANSWER* Great, I'm heading there tomorrow to sign up, because it sure as hell seems to work for you..."
I'm an awful person, but it works.
A very unique pick up line - never heard that one before! Not awful at all - very funny!
I've got a mouthful of skittles! Would you like to taste the rainbow?